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Bomber Demotivational Poster


SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY: -


TAGS: jihad suicide kitty bomber instructor
Rating: 4.27/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:48 am
*Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once! - Billy Connolly


72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

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twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


TRIP CONFIRMATION -


TAGS: b1 bomber libya expedia
Rating: 4.15/5

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GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 12:20 pm
God bless the Spads. TacAir is our friend!
Airman - April 5, 2011, 6:43 pm
yes, and Spads
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:44 pm
They had sopwith camels in Nam?
Airman - April 5, 2011, 4:15 pm
I wish. Nope, my time was quite awhile ago. How many wars ago was Nam?
pzykosiz - April 4, 2011, 7:03 pm
this happen to you airman?


IMAGINATION - There are times when words utterly fail to express the thoughts in our hearts. Perhaps such thoughts lack words for a reason.


TAGS: imagination rhino bomber airplane wtf
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 14, 2012, 10:53 am
Agreed with Verdect, drop the picture in Ph**ochopped as well, has a good chance to get through there
cousinit - August 29, 2011, 10:32 pm
Thank you! I appreciate that. I hope you like the next one, too.
Verdeckt - August 29, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nice fir5t effort


YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LOST -


TAGS: b1 bomber
Rating: 4.86/5

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Greeny - April 28, 2011, 10:58 pm
Stick to your rubber-band planes, kid
scotts13 - April 28, 2011, 9:32 pm
Shame he didn't pick an aircraft that could come CLOSE to Mach 3
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 3:48 pm
Mach 5 for you!
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:44 pm
That should say "two hundred pounds". Sorry.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
...and you are down to your last two hundred gallons of fuel... OUCH!
CaptainBaked - April 25, 2011, 3:17 pm
5 g-spots... forces! I meant forces... 5 g-forces...


THE INTERNET -




PHOTOBOMB - Hi Mom!


TAGS: ph**obomber hi mom
Rating: 4.73/5

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coolfocus - February 18, 2013, 5:45 pm
Thanks MissPriss! I'm glad my post gave you a laugh.
MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:59 pm
I've only been here about 1/2 hour and gonna have to leave...way too many 5L gut giggle posters today! Thanks for the laugh cool.
coolfocus - February 18, 2013, 1:29 pm
Thanks peeps! Dunno about ph**oshop, but they're all distant cousins. :)
motifayk - February 18, 2013, 10:59 am
Umm... ph**o'5ho'p... :P
mariand - February 18, 2013, 9:28 am
LOL... Sho, what a big family you got there!


USAF WANTS A NEW BOMBER -


TAGS: b52 bomber
Rating: 4.53/5

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CUTTING EDGE -


TAGS: airforce air bomber stealth poland
Rating: 4.33/5

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440wakeup - May 21, 2011, 9:58 pm
flares to get rid of heat seekers...don't matter suprise b******, sammich, when you see it you'll shat bricks, this ph**o never gets old, its so arousing it should be on NSFW
Zook - February 23, 2011, 10:37 am
LOL 5L


OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!


TAGS: germans bomber pearl harbor animal house bluto blutarsky
Rating: 2.7/5

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NYHCx845 - December 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
5 Points for the Animal House reference


B-17 BOMBERS -


TAGS: wwii allied bombers
Rating: 4.68/5

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ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 9:44 pm
It's just that he kept punching holes through it with the V1, V2.


BOMBER KITTY - is going to seek revenge for all the 1L bomber victims!


TAGS: 1l bombers warning
Rating: 3.38/5

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boeweizer - March 28, 2010, 9:53 am
die infidel 1l bombers
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 12:01 am
they WERE, WILL BE, and ARE!!!
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Only difference is, the 1L bombers will be the virgins.


WHEN IT -


TAGS: b2 bomber back from libya
Rating: 4.71/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:45 pm
Don;t get better than that! 5L


things mom taught us -


TAGS: lol boston bomber denial
Rating: 4.67/5


WEEKEND TROLLS -


TAGS: trolls bombers ban hammer contributors
Rating: 4.42/5

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Reality Lord - April 16, 2011, 9:59 pm

not my flaunt fors.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Ah great. Now Reality Lord has no choice but to fart in my "general die-rection."
forseti - April 16, 2011, 3:39 pm
Thx for flaunting, I missed it! 5L
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 10:02 pm
this took effort and thought, and for that....5L, nice RL, very nice
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 9:58 pm
Nice one RL.


HI THERE - Im ruining your day from 8 miles above


TAGS: stealth bomber
Rating: 3.77/5

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kotazo - February 27, 2011, 7:34 pm
that plane is f*cking cool...Unles intercepted by Berkuts.


PHOTOBOMBERS -




PHOTO BOMBER -


TAGS: ph**o bomber
Rating: 2.29/5
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:04 am
I had to break my own rule - to 1L Anonymous posts - because this was just TOO funny!
Sean - June 7, 2009, 12:09 am
hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, but the chissakes, you gotta do a little evil, it's only proper


PHOTO BOMBER - This is the ultimate


TAGS: ultimate ph**o bomber
Rating: 2.11/5


THEY WERE WARNED -


TAGS: christmas detroit bomber
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 4:48 pm
Clever, very clever 5L
spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
LOL!


LIBERATING -




1L BOMBERS -


TAGS: b2 stealth bomber droping bombs
Rating: 4.3/5

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Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:09 am
I like it! 1L from me. No wait! Ah d***. I'm so suggestible. Hey look! A squirrel.
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 9:40 pm
5tealthy


INSPIRED BY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE -


TAGS: a lot of 5l posters miss the perfect rating due to some 1l bomber
Rating: 3.92/5

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ughomer - July 1, 2012, 1:09 pm
So sad, so true.
BoneCD - July 1, 2012, 8:09 am
*sniff, sniff* reminds me of my childhood. 5L


STEROTYPES ARE NECESSARY SOMETIMES - This place was packed before this guy showed up with his "pop-rocks"




blindsided -


TAGS: old geriatrics suicide bomber blindsided
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 9, 2013, 12:55 pm

WOW! 5L


BOMBING -


TAGS: carpet bomber not a carpet muncher
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - September 9, 2010, 9:14 pm

great ph**oshop job GS....since all those posters were mine.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
LMFAO! I'm a pretty accessible target, huh?


B 1 Bomber new tire -


TAGS: b1 bomber
Rating: 4.83/5

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SOLD OUT BOWL GAMES -


TAGS: b2 bomber sneaking football
Rating: 4.8/5

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Anonymous2 - November 23, 2010, 10:56 pm
Stealth bomber, few seconds of visuals on the game. Blimp, watch the game all you want, and no one will care if your drunk until it's time to land.


GLASNOST -


TAGS: motifakers regulars timmys bombers peace
Rating: 4.53/5

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pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:39 am
Ground zero ends all arguments. 5 regret me nots.


1L BOMBERS -


TAGS: 2l bombers are no better
Rating: 4.42/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:42 am

nice
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:39 am
That's the job of the internet, not the fine moderators who work hard to make sure that innocent motifakers aren't subjected to roses with pistils.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:36 am
But that's the whole point of the Internet...Awww
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
And none of us want to get you off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
I feel surrounded by mods......It's kinda like being in court (not that I'd know)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Ha!
thatonechick - July 11, 2010, 11:33 am
I see 1 lion, but I gave it2. :P Just because of your tags...
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:31 am
No way! I was at the zoo... he was trying to make me laugh... I swear! Awwww... d***, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
1L. this is obviously shopped...
rerun - July 11, 2010, 11:23 am

I am inspired to make a moti-voyeur poster
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:22 am
Clowny Freaks! LMAO


TRIBUTE POSTERS -


TAGS: bombers sprinkles and babies oh my
Rating: 4.4/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 10:05 pm
wow...I kinda came off as a rube with that last comment!lol
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:57 pm
They do them at regular bars too...I won shrimp and scallops back when the Vikings were still playing...although sea food up here is...well..suspect at best...
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:52 pm
TAKE THE CHICKEN!!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:50 pm
Legions are only good for pull tabs...the beer there sucks...though it is cheap...but no women...not that that matters for me anymore...lol...yes done a meat raffle...1 buck for a box of steaks isn't bad! : )
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:48 pm
lol...still better than what we had before...problem is no one wants to come here to go to college when they can go to a good program where you don't have to worry about glaciers! lol
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:47 pm
so DSA, you hang out in the Legions, and do the meat raffles?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:45 pm
he's yours now
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:44 pm
Tubby?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:44 pm
how do you like our ex-BB coach?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:42 pm
Minnesota...nothing to do here but drink and ice fish...and ice fishing is boring once you can drink legally in a bar! lol
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:42 pm
TTH was an catholic alter boy? that explains a few of his posters
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:41 pm
although for some reason Guiness on *** is getting harder to find...a lot of bars are just switching to the bottles...which seems fundamentally wrong even though I don't drink straight Guiness personally
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:41 pm

European? B&T isn't popular anywhere near where I live
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:40 pm
aaaahaaaamennnnnn!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm

oops, I posted too slow
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm
Oh feely me bony belly, dominus fobiscu, or me selles all is dominoes.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm

that don't answer MY question....and it is all about ME
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:39 pm
35...Black and Tan isn't rare where I live...granted the beer you use aside from the Guiness varies
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:38 pm
Non prevederei niente pi├╣ di meno
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:38 pm

That was my Vega
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:37 pm
the interior color of your Ford Fairlane?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:35 pm

Black & Tan? DSA, how old are you? I don't know many people who know what a B&T is
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm
quando fanno i avacados di nascita delle capre?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Sorry, rerun... "respect is earned, not given".
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:30 pm

Engrish por favor, Salamat
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
Rispetto si guadagna, ma mai gratuita
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:27 pm

You can cut mine, we have Guinness
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:27 pm
Godalo la birra e signore di buona sera!
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:26 pm
So now I can't cut your lawn anymore, GS?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:25 pm
huh?I thought Aggy was a Hispanic who chased Britons, and now he's Italian?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:23 pm
Old-school italin - east coast roots, living in Vegas. Meet and greet is over.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:22 pm
Only Guiness? Are you British? That'sn ot a joke...a serious question...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:21 pm
Aggy...you give me WAY too much credit!
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:20 pm
I drink Guinness. Only Guinness... since I was 19.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Step carefully. You've been unbanned once... I a**ure you it won't happen again. If I put you down, you'll stay gone. If you honestly like this place... tread lightly. I do not, for a second, believe that you don't know what you're doing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Black and Tan every now and then maybe...you ever drink Summit?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm
Honestly Aggy..and I am not saying this to be a ***k at all! but I can't drink Guiness and I love dark beer...it's not bitter enough for me
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
Aggy...they should...because 99% of them are in jest like most other comments on this site...
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

that I ever had at a DSA poster
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

I had more fun getting my a** probed during my last physical.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:13 pm
I have 12 Guinness chilling... and had this gotten me even slightly pissed, you'd have been 24-hour banned just for wrecking my evening before it started.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:11 pm
Nobody has taken your comments as a joke... ever. Keep it in mind.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
Aggy...I joke and have fun..and when I see it's getting out of hand, I get real and back off...I'm not trying to start trouble...I'm just trying to have fun is all
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:59 pm
Wrong blue pill, Grey... call a doctor.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 8:56 pm
one blue pill makes her weak
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:55 pm

I see a crack......right over there.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:55 pm
You just got away with twice the fail that it takes for me to ban someone... start acting like you understand that fact, or I'm going to finish this. Nobody is laughing at this... recognize that.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:54 pm
It's always the same with you... push the envelope, then back off when it gets real. I see it. Say whatever you want, but you're on thin ice... and one slip-up is going to make my week.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:50 pm
...or if I misinterpreted
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:50 pm
Aggy...I didn't mean it personal...I honestly thought you expected me to 1L this one...if I had made it about you I would have expected it...I apologize if you took it the wrong way
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:45 pm

maybe you shouldn't play around here. Seems to me that the community does not look favoribly upon your "games"
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:45 pm
Flaunting a 1L to me... for any poster... is not playing around. And nothing I've said indicates that I'm kidding. You're lucky you're still a user after that.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
come one man...can't we all just have some fun and not take everything so personal? I'm just playing around...
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:40 pm
Thin ice, DSA... very thin ice. Enjoy it while it lasts... you've impressed nobody with this.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:39 pm
WOOHOOO!!! At least I am first at something! : )~
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:35 pm
I've never seen a single poster that poked at a user that wasn't voted 5L by the target.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
Thanks lester!
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 8:26 pm
5 Liters.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
Thank you, Rerun. *ominous music begins*
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:08 pm

straw.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
Somebody say "straw" goddammit!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm

I am not over it.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
Aggy...don't even try to be mad! lol If you expected me to give this anymore than a 1L you should have chosen the blue pill!lmao
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
DSA... you tout having been around for a long time... but you apparently either haven't seen how I am here... even before becoming mod, OR you are incredibly stupid, and want to leave this site looking like an idiot.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
...and Produce...a year ago...I would of honestly thought this was a tribute to my old Jag Bomb habit...ahhh...the good old days of soaring heart rates and BACs...
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
We did move past it. I think it's safe to speak for Aggy when I say that this poster was the final... the final... uh, line?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:57 pm
1L is funny now? Where have you been during your first banning and yesterday's pummeling?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:56 pm
..and her I was thinking we had moved past this Aggy! lmao
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:56 pm
If I was a lesser man this would piss me off..but it made me chuckle I have to admit...I just had to one L it out of principal knowing it would piss someone off! lol
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:53 pm
LOL! You're not smart, are you? Need a ban, doofus?
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 7:53 pm
What? Why? This poster is obviously about J├Ągermeister. Read the caption...LOL
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 7:50 pm
lol you bet your a** I 1 L bombed this! lmao
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:53 pm
One can only imagine the number of girls it took to fill this cup.....
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:39 pm

the stuff in this cup taste like death
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 5:10 pm
Well, when it rains it drizzles...
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:51 pm
LOL
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
what? huh? Oh, I see what you did there....5L
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 12:40 pm
5 Lions for this wonderful tribute poster. (Even though they're bad for the site).
Anything - March 7, 2010, 11:57 am
This is motivational...to me 5L !


"CAPTAIN, WHAT NOW?" - "We'll have to wing it."




DON'T SHOOT -




THEM BONES THEM BONES -


TAGS: b1 bombers refuel
Rating: 4.13/5

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CloudchaserS - April 4, 2012, 2:46 am
I remember seeing a USAF recruitment poster picturing one of those in full afterburner with the slogan "For those who can make an engine sing, we teach a course in heavy metal"


1L BOMBERS - Subject To Water Boarding (where did you think the water came from)


TAGS: 1l bomber
Rating: 3.88/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:46 am
Niiiiiiiiice


PHOTO BOMBERS - They Start At A Young Age




THE COKE - He wants it




back at you -


TAGS: boston marathon bomber death sentance
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2015, 3:05 am
He doesn't care. He DOES care if we cremate his remains though! DO IT! It will dissuade any followers.
Greybeard - May 16, 2015, 10:31 pm
Awe5ome..!!
mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:47 pm
Hoo-yeah!!!! 5L!!!!!!


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